Monday, August 9, 2010

Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, and a night without sleep

So here I am without a wink of sleep in so many hours, and watching both volumes of Kill Bill (twice) and a marathon of Boy Meets World. It's a good life.
:)

But I must wonder, does anybody else kind of sort of wish that Bill doesn't get killed at the end of Kill Bill? Beatriz Kiddo and him are cute, and he's the old dreamy cowboy/ninja with a posse of awesome fallen comrades and then he's dead.
Boo.

And now I will invest in a 5am snack. And probably do some online shopping.
So terrible.

<3 all!

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

I'm quiet in public because I think that you're politics are stupid and boring

*cough* Life and all of the petty problems that add "flavor" *cough*

But after a little bit of drunken soul searching and reflecting on my own history, I realize that I'm so quiet in certain groups because I would be very rude if I were loud because I don't care for them or the topic. Or I simply have nothing to add to the conversation. Either one.

So suck it, certain UB counselor that I will not name but I still think that you are a jerkface, I'm just more professional than you, and can more easily hide my disdain.

In life, I will make fun of all those fake smiles, quietly awkward moments, cheerful lies, and "ice breakers". All I want is some butt ugly truths, bourbon, and some dirty jokes.
That's the real fun.
Sorry I'm bad at faking enthusiasm, world

Friday, June 11, 2010

thoughts for my time in my own room with the bed I plan on taking as soon as I have my own appartement




I just had Taco truck tacos. Not a taco truck. Not The Taco Truck, that's like saying 'the facebook'. Taco Truck. And it was just as freaking amazing as I remember it.

Also, I found new quote that I like;
"Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end."
It's a comforting sort of thought, but there should also be a dancing bear or tap dancing-tree clause.

Also also, got a new phone that I didn't want, because touch screens and me do NOT get along. Alas, I am stuck with it.
But there is a maps app, which means I am not as likely to get lost anymore!!! woohoo! and I guess it is pretty cool, even though it is literally impossible to hang up a call and it has a battery life of one whole day...
positives,positives...I finally have cell phone service at my dad's house :)

Oh, I just added pictures that I found to be HILARIOUS! (but, sorry if I offend anyone. Harry Potter jokes are always funny...because they're geeky..and...I get them). And cute. Like cuddling animals :D

That's all I really had to share today...
:)

Friday, June 4, 2010

I don't have dreams, I have goals!

Wow, that sounds like a better slogan than 'The Power of Small". Then again, I still really want that t-shirt.
Anyways, I really do have some goals to share.
#1. Marry rich. Those of you that know me may already know of this goal, but I thought I ought to reiterate it. If you're all like "ooh, but what about the sanctity of marriage?", well, gay marriage still isn't legal, and I think it would be funnier for me to marry someone old and loaded rather than someone I just want to make babies with. But, I mean, a young rich hippy/ rockstar would be nice too.
#2 ADOPT cute kids. or just kiddy kids...I fear birth, ok?! that's a legit phobia! just think about it for more than 2 seconds, and a cold shiver will appear.
#3 not ever become a 'take off your shoes' house. Maybe, like a 'shoes optional' house, but I personally think it's weird to force guests to take their shoes off. What if its an ugly sock day? What if they have smelly feet? If you're trying to keep your carpet nice, well, it's on the floor. It supposed to get dirty. The whole point of carpets it keep your feet warmer than a no-carpet floor. And hardwood floors? those are easier to clean than carpeted floors!!! No offense to those that follow a shoeless policy in your homes (I've never been to any of your houses, so I dont know), but I just find it strange.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

When correctly viewed, everything is lewd!

YAY!!!!!

My toast believes that the universe is like a rubics cube from 007...it explodes when solved

So my internet is being weird but here I go.
The lovely trip actually was, 7&1/2 hours drive there and back and all. Nothing quite like loud M.I.A while cruising the Gorge in Stunna' shades.
Life is really beautiful after a Sugar-Free Rockstar and 2 full rounds of a Mika album.
And in general, I s'pose
;)

Everybody: Thanks for your queries, I decided to keep my theory book, and am satisfied with my choice. And Mika truly heals the heart of empty beds + too much carob in an evening, or road rage.

Chloe: I loaves you too. AND loves. ;)

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Curiosity of curiosities

So I have several question for all, well, three of you.
#1, should I sell the theory book of my major? ($30 vs. a lifetime of social theory knowledge at my fingertips)
#2, should I look into this seemingly awesome Jumble Bag website, with $5 free shipping, with LED potential?
http://www.jumblebag.com/

Oh, good news, I'm done with Social Theory!!!

Bad news, or What I Learned This Last Semester; when a boy asks "Darling, do you want to go on a lovely trip with me?", you must almost always translate it into, "Darling, do you want to drive us both to this lovely place 8 hours away and pay for gas?" or simply "I need a ride."

...ever so slightly annoyed