Wow, that sounds like a better slogan than 'The Power of Small". Then again, I still really want that t-shirt.
Anyways, I really do have some goals to share.
#1. Marry rich. Those of you that know me may already know of this goal, but I thought I ought to reiterate it. If you're all like "ooh, but what about the sanctity of marriage?", well, gay marriage still isn't legal, and I think it would be funnier for me to marry someone old and loaded rather than someone I just want to make babies with. But, I mean, a young rich hippy/ rockstar would be nice too.
#2 ADOPT cute kids. or just kiddy kids...I fear birth, ok?! that's a legit phobia! just think about it for more than 2 seconds, and a cold shiver will appear.
#3 not ever become a 'take off your shoes' house. Maybe, like a 'shoes optional' house, but I personally think it's weird to force guests to take their shoes off. What if its an ugly sock day? What if they have smelly feet? If you're trying to keep your carpet nice, well, it's on the floor. It supposed to get dirty. The whole point of carpets it keep your feet warmer than a no-carpet floor. And hardwood floors? those are easier to clean than carpeted floors!!! No offense to those that follow a shoeless policy in your homes (I've never been to any of your houses, so I dont know), but I just find it strange.